Swampies! Oh, my dear swampies – your favorite gator narrator is back with tidings of dyspepsia and borborygmi! Y’all know that the main gator’s favorite thing to do in the whole wide world is eat, and Thanksgiving is the one(ish) day of the year that I can eat all I want with no conscience about it whatsoever. Regret is rare and usually follows acute gastritis, but we won’t worry about...