By OLE HARDHIDE
Hold on a second there, Francine! Nobody invited you to our fine swamp, especially the grand gator of Tangi, Old Hardhide!
I know I can speak for all the swampies here in our beloved boggy land when I say we need a hurricane like we need to spell crawfish with a ‘Y’. Crayfish?? Who does that with a clear conscience? Is there a state law against it? There certainly should be, an…