Back in my day

Back in my day, summertime was hot.

Now before one of you young whippersnappers starts rollin’ your eyes and sayin’, “Here he goes again,” hear me out.

I’m not one of those fellas who claims we walked uphill both ways to school through molten lava while fightin’ off dinosaurs.

But I honestly do not remember summers being this hot. When I was a kid, we’d spend all day outside. We’d leave the house aft…