Back in my day

Seems like every time I turn on the television nowadays, somebody’s hollerin’ about a brand-new disease that’s fixin’ to wipe us all off the map. This week it’s that Cyclospora parasite that’s supposedly hitchhikin’ a ride on fresh produce.

Now don’t get me wrong. Ain’t nobody volunteerin’ to spend three days sprintin’ between the recliner and the bathroom. If your stomach starts soundin’ like a ce…