Swampies! Please tell Old Hardhide it ain’t so!
Now y’all know that Yours Truly is a cosmopolitan crocodilian. A gator about town, if you will. So this fine reptile is no stranger to idioms of a very wide variety. But just this morning, I overheard some folks in a coffee shop talking about me, so naturally, I tuned my senses to pick up everything they said.
Now let me preface the rest of this tale w…