Swamp Life by Old Hardhide L'Alligateur

Hogwash! Hokum! Humbuggery!

That’s all the ‘H’ I have in my oversized yet rapidly shrinking heart right now, my dear swampies. The main and always upbeat gator hates to sound cynical, but I was very disappointed in the Crime Stoppers Murder Mystery people on Friday night.

I can hear it now - “Eh, eh, but Hardhide, I was there, and it was sooooo much fun!” Yeah, whatever. You sound like a “VIP” talki…