The Alligator

Two bits, four bits, six bits, a peso… All for Old Hardhide, stand up and say so!Oh, my dear swampies, you all knew for some time that your favorite gator narrator is bilingual, right? I wish I could take credit for the preceding piece of fine Español, but truth is, I stole (and paraphrased) it from a fabulous old movie that most of you probably never heard of. It’s a 1981 cult clas...

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