Huh! Sorry, but that’s the best H greeting I can muster up for you, swampies. Now I hate to sound like a negative Nellie, but the main gator is not pleased right now!
I know you’re accustomed to flowers, smiles, and drops of sunshine from your favorite gator narrator, but misfortune has befallen this leather-clad lad, and I don’t have much to spread around today. I shan’t keep you in suspense any l…