Back in my day, we didn’t have these fancy “pumpkin patches” like y’all have now — with bounce houses, petting zoos, and caramel macchiatos that cost more than a tank of gas. No sir. When I was a kid, a pumpkin patch was just old man Dugas’s field behind the feed store, and the only thing bouncing back there was a grasshopper off your knee.Mama said we were going to pick out ...