October 1 is Pumpkin Spice Day, which means we have officially reached the point in the calendar when it is socially acceptable to make absolutely everything taste like a pumpkin pie.
Coffee? Pumpkin spice it. Cookies? Obviously. Candles? Why should your living room be left out? Soap? Apparently even washing your hands needs to smell like a bakery in October.
By the time October rolls around, pumpki…