By OLEHARDHIDE
Hola, Amigos! I bet y’all didn’t expect your old buddy and typically English-speaking gator to go bilingual on you today. But this is the first time I get to write to my favorite swampies in this fresh month of September, so anything is possible! Keep in mind that the Hide is a highly cosmopolitan gator; I may inspire you to pop to your toes from time to time.
Which reminds me… does it ever bother …