“Sometimes you’re the bug, sometimes you’re the windshield.” My dearest swampies, I know what you’re thinking: that must be a wise old adage that my Momma Gator taught me when I was just a wee hatchling. Well, I’m happy to tell you that you would be wrong! What would Momma Gator know about windshields? You know she can’t drive a car! The whole automotive in...