Back in my day

Now I ain’t sayin’ my house is fallin’ apart, but let’s just say if it were a person, it’d be the kind that groans when it gets up and wheezes when it sits down. This week alone, my kitchen sink’s been drippin’, my porch light’s flickerin’, and my toilet’s been makin’ a noise like it’s tryin’ to contact the afterlife.Now back in my day, folks didn’t call a han...