The Alligator

By OLE HARDHIDE 

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la! In case you can’t tell, Old Hardhide is singing some favorite Christmas jingles. It’s a downright shame that you can’t get audio through this paper because the main gator has an outstanding vocal range. Just to put things in perspective:

Domingo? José Carreras?

Rookies. Novices. Lightweights. They could have taken a lesson or two …