The Alligator

The Alligator
The Alligator

Happy 2026 to all my beloved swampies! Can you believe that this is the first time this year that you are being graced with an address from moi – your favorite gator narrator? It is truly hard to believe. Yet still not as hard to believe as the number of people I encountered on December 31 who shouted out to me, “Hey, Hardhide! See you next year!”

Hurrr hurrr hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Yes, very clever (not…