Hello to all my favorite friends here in the swampland of Tangi! I look forward to writing this column every week, because it’s the closest I get to some of y’all. Now, if you want to talk close, I can tell you all about it. You ever type on a keyboard with eleven-inch arms? No? How about with a twenty-inch-long face? No again? Well, let’s just say you get right up close and personal with the screen. But I digress… It’s been raining a good bit, which I love. But it’s getting a little cooler, which I hate like some of y’all hate them candy corns, which I also love since I tried some last week. My friend, Dee, was kind enough to share some with me. Them Ponchatoula View folks are fighting again this week about who likes hot and who likes cold. You know gators love the heat! But once again, they didn’t want my answer. Something about me not being “Talk of the Town material.” Hmmf. I just let that roll off my spiny back. See y’all next week!
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