The Alligator

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Fall is upon us, y’all! How do I know, you ask? Well, the signs are many. Leaves are falling from the trees, the air is cooler, pumpkins are ready for harvest, and everyone is in a happy mood. Everyone, that is, except some of y’all who can’t get along over the issue of candy corns. Old Hardhide has never tried any of these candy corns, but they seem to be a polarizing confection for some reason. Half of the Ponchatoula View folks love them, and the other half wants to call an exorcism on the ones who love them. This gator always says live and let live, but now I want to try some of these things for myself! Where can I find some? Somebody bring Old Hardhide a bag. Til next time!