Saints 17 - Packers 18
Last week, our heroes fought against the Guardian Panther and used its tree as a springboard to a new area. As the teleportation takes place, the air begins to smell of cheese. As the feathers fall to the ground, the team is relocated to a realm of giant slabs of cheese. The walls were riddled with holes. The group decides to walk into one of the holes. They were used as tunnels to traverse the world. The team eventually finds themselves in a throne room, with a mouse king sitting in the middle. As the team approaches, the mouse blows a horn, filling the holes in the room with mouse warriors— time to bring out the poison.
Hey Saints, can we have a talk in the kitchen? Look, your mom and I know you’ve been struggling in school these past few weeks. You understand certain aspects of the material but can never get all of it. You’re always able to pull out a decent grade, but it scares us sometimes! With that Packers test coming up, we didn’t know what you’d do! But we saw you studying hard, late into the night hours, really giving it everything you had! It was a phenomenal first half! We didn’t see any reason to worry! But then… just this afternoon, we got a call from your teacher. He told us he had never seen a student fold that bad in his life. He says you made horrendous errors and just couldn’t get back in the rhythm! How did you do it?! You had 17 correct answers, then missed the last 18! I can’t believe you could do something like that! What’s that? The Broncos’ kid lost by 50? I don’t care what other kids are doing! The Broncos’ parents gave up on him a long time ago! We always believed in you! I keep telling the people at work you’re special; you just need time! But after this test… I don’t even know what to think anymore! You know what, you’re grounded! You want to be better than the Buccaneers and the Falcons, but now you’re all still tied for the top of your class! I swear if I could beat all of you, I would!
In all seriousness, how do you lose 70-20?
The mouse army swarms the team. The mice chew into them, leaving nothing. Somehow, the team is able to wake up, floating through a body of water.